Any Ideas?

So, this is what I saw when I came out of the seminary building this morning.

This is why so many people called me asking if everything was okay with my car.

This is why I was immobile for the entire day.

This is why Eric didn't come to seminary (he better watch out for a lightning bolt from the sky)

And

This is why Eric is going to be sorry (muahahaha!)

P.S. Eric asked me to the Spring Fling, and I have to answer him better than the way he asked

me. . . and as of right now I'm open for any suggestions!